101 Funny Text Messages

101 funny text messages. Including awkward conversations, auto correct and more.

#1 What about the 5 second rule?

#2 Alien blood transfusions

#3 Katy Perry

#4 Wait, what? Who were you going to send this to?

#5 Yeah I ate already

#6 Are you jealous?

#7 Do you know a turtle’s only weakness?

#8 Do you want me to bring you some breakfast?

#9 Dude are you ready to party!!!

#10 I think it’s time we drop it

#11 You’ll be out of where all day?

#12 What time do the doors open?

#13 2 inch Cockroach

#14 What? Call me please!

#15 I know wut I am saying

#16 Don’t invite too many people to the party

#17 Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal?

#18 Let me know when you find it

#19 Cell division made easy

#20 Sorry Andy. You got played.

#21 Sorry for partying

#22 Mom doesn’t understand the internet

#23 How to lessen the disappointment in failing an exam

#24 Happy 4th of July!

#25 Have fun.

#26 A mother’s advice for a broken heart

#27 Precious

#28 Is everything ok?

#29 How would your parents react?

#30 I am disapoint

#31 I gotta tell you something

#32 Are you able to come in?

#33 What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?

#34 Friend zone

#35 Is it comfortable?

#36 I had a dream about you 🙂

#37 Too busy for homework

#38 A real fan of the show

#39 Read again

#40 What do you want to be when you grow up?

#41 I’m being serious

#42 Sometimes it’s good to test out your texts first

#43 I’m getting married too

#44 I miss you

#45 Mario just wants a car

#46 Are you single?

#47 Just going to sleep for the night

#48 Currently in timeout

#49 You should come to church with me this Sunday

#50 Was up

#51 She kinda looks like you

#52 Not everyone is a great singer

#53 It’s a whale

#54 Sushi Giraffe

#55 We’re just friends, right?

#56 I had that problem solved years ago

#57 Just pulled up to Barnes and Nobles

#58 I’m Sold

#59 Why is that funny Mom?

#60 How much do you love me?

#61 The biggest lunchable ever

#62 The magic goes deeper

#63 Nachos are awesome

#64 You made a type right Dad?

#65 AT&T subscriber no longer in service

#66 Melanie from Old Navy needs her shift covered

#67 Owen is a lire

#68 Let me know when you are on your way

#69 That made me laugh so much

#70 Laundry in the fridge

#71 It was only 5 minutes ago

#72 Can we talk tomorrow? It’s really important

#73 Laying in the dark

#74 Do you need anything from the supermarket?

#75 Sorry Dad. That was meant for someone else.

#76 Get home now!

#77 I’m in town. Wanna hang out?

#78 When the teacher calls

#79 Don’t forget to unload the dishwasher

#80 Wait… Is that us?

#81 The person you will marry might be on earth right now

#82 Want to see a movie or something?

#83 Excuse me?

#84 To the window. To the wall.

#85 Nice try

#86 Same guesses I would make

#87 You made a Facebook?

#88 What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

#89 She hasn’t been answering

#90 Everyone agrees

#91 Getting texts from the man himself

#92 What did Dani do?

#93 Numbers are words too

#94 It sure feels like I left something behind

#95 Thanks Dad

#96 Shreek heard at the coffee shop

#97 Chris and his quartet

#98 Instantly shut down

#99 Text is not the right way stranger

#100 Gaming is life until it’s not

#101 It’s a setup

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