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Bizarre Pick Up Lines


Some of the most bizarre, odd, confusing and silly pick up lines. Perfect if you want to confuse that person you’re not so sure you want to talk to.

You’re even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.

Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why?

Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess.

Ay girl you like dragons? Cuz I do, and that would be a good shared topic of interest to talk about.

Did it hurt when you fell from tennessee, ’cause you’re the only ten I heaven.

If you were any more inbred, you’d be a sandwich.

You smell like trash, can I take you out?

I put the STD in STUD. All I need is U.

I wanna smear green paint on you and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

On a scale from 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

I’d drink your bath water.

I like cabbage.

The voices told me to come and talk to you.

Girl I give those pants a 9/11, cause I can tell there’s a Bush behind them.

If you ever get mauled by a bear with chainsaw arms I hope it stays away from your face, because I think you’re cute.

When the pepper spray runs out can I have your number?

Bet you’re wondering why I have no nostrils.

You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.

Do you always wear your socks over your shoes?

How you like your eggs, girl? Fried or fertilized?

Your dad must’ve been a dairy farmer, ’cause those are the fattest calves I’ve ever seen.

hey uhh, I was won…wondering, uhhh….nevermind

Damn girl, are you my appendix? Because I don’t know how you work but this funny feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Will you hold my beer while I go take a dump?

Damn girl, with those teeth you could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence!

Did you just fart? because you’re adding methane to the atmosphere and making me hot.

Can I buy you a spatula?

Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.

You’ve stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.

Flexibility was always my strong suit.

Wait till you meet Pokey!

May I lick your forehead?

Your clothes are nice, but they’d look better at the foot of my bed.


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