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Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls


Collection of funny pick up lines for girls to use. Guys aren’t the only ones who can use them. Everyone knows that girls don’t need to use them though 😉

You look like my next ex boyfriend.

You can’t have my virginity, but you can have the box it came in.

Hey, do you wanna get laid tonight?

I know somebody who likes you a lot, and I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.

If you have the hotdog, I have the hallway.

Did you get those jeans on sale?… Because in my room they’d be 100% off.

So, do you wanna share a cab?

If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for some wood.

Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I’ll show you my clam.

What’s your name? Because I’ll be screaming it all night long.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you could fill.

Do you know what’d look good on you? Me!

Are you a fireman? Because you turn the hoes on.

I’m not too handy…do you think you could come to my place and teach me how to work with your tool?

I hope you own an elevator because I’d love to ride up and down your shaft.

I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away!

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae!

Excuse me, Im writing a term paper on the finer things in life and i was wondering if I could interview you?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!

Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!


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