Quotes Archive

101 Funny Love Quotes

1.     If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question? 2.     Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. 3.    A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries. 4.    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 2nd marriage is the triumph of hope over

101 Funny Quotes

101 Funny, interesting and possibly inspiring quotes. Enjoy 1. Be so good they can’t ignore you. – Steve Martin 2. Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes. 3. Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return. 4. Do something today that your future self will thank you for.

Funny Quotes By Celebrities

  The thing that’s wrong with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur. – George W. Bush   Remember kids, do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. – Barney The Dinosaur   Never, ever! take a sleeping pill and