Hipster Pick Up Lines

Collection of funny hipster pick up lines. They’re obscure and you’ve probably never heard them.

Wanna go on a post-date?

In bed, I’m just like my fixed-gear bike: Extremely hard to stop.

Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Maybe it’s just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever.

I’d like to have you on vinyl.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together at an Pixies show.

What’s your gear ratio?

Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?

That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

Did you know that PBR actually stands for ‘Pretty Big Rod’?

Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.

Hey girl, is that an original Yo La Tengo 7” in your pants? Because your butt is <em>extremely</em> valuable.

You would totally make it into Vice’s page of Do’s.

Seriously baby, I’ll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.

Are those Nudie Limited Edition Masa Japan jeans from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.

Want to start a wolf-, fox- or crystal-related band together?

You’ve got bike courier eyes.

I like you so much, you make me want to update my Facebook status to In a Relationship.

Wanna meet my Cobrasnake?

I want to have a Casual Encounter with you. Don’t make me have to write a Missed Connection.

Guy: Hey, do you have any pretentious avant-garde photographer in you?  Girl: Um, no.  Guy: Want some?

Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year’s Expozine.

Hey, haven’t we had sex in the bathroom at Green Room before?

You look familiar; didn’t I see you writhing around on the filthy floor of a dive bar on Last Night?

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