101 funny pick-up lines. Do not use these in real life! That is unless you want a good laugh.
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Here is our list of 1001 funny jokes. Casually compiled over the past 4 months. Enjoy.
Collection of funny pick up lines for girls to use. Guys aren’t the only ones who can use them. Everyone knows that girls don’t need to use them though 😉
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Collection of medical and doctor pick up lines. Use your advanced knowledge of anatomy and medicine to get a good laugh.
Some of the most bizarre, odd, confusing and silly pick up lines. Perfect if you want to confuse that person you’re not so sure you want to talk to.
Collection of funny Goth pick up lines to break the ice on your dark and eerie date night.
Collection of funny hipster pick up lines. They’re obscure and you’ve probably never heard them.
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