If you honestly can’t muster the will to live, I’m the last person who should be telling a genuinely depressed, standing-on-the-ledge at-risk youth what they should be thinking about. A more sentimental and profound person might say something like “you’re not ending the pain, you’re ending any chance to get better,” or something else that [...]
Many people go through life wondering why they just can’t get it right the first time. These kinds of people were often never exposed to the little snippets of truths and information that can make life so much easier. Here is a list of some things that just might help in making things a bit [...]
The internet is a powerful and amazing tool of which humans from centuries past could not even come close to comprehending. Vast stores of human knowledge accessible at our fingertips via Wikipedia and their linked sources, the ability to communicate with long lost relatives with just a couple clicks and a few keystrokes, and many [...]
How often does someone insult you and you just can’t think of a witty response? Here is a list of funny and witty comebacks to prepare yourself for those otherwise awkward situations.
I love going to the movies. Who doesn’t, right? I almost find it impossible to picture my life without it (pardon the pun). Going to the movies is one of my absolute favorite things to do. Especially because my local theater serves wine, beer, and greasy food. Unlike many people it does not bother me [...]
Here is our list of 1001 funny jokes. Casually compiled over the past 4 months. Enjoy.
Here is a big list of some of our favorite knock knock jokes. Enjoy! 1. Knock knock… Who’s there? Little old lady… Little old lady who?… Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel! 2. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Interupting Cow. Interup… MOOOOO! 3. Knock knock… Who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? 4. [...]
1. If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question? 2. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. 3. A happy man marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries. 4. Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. 2nd marriage is the triumph of hope over [...]
101 Funny, interesting and possibly inspiring quotes. Enjoy 1. Be so good they can’t ignore you. – Steve Martin 2. Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes. 3. Quit your job. Buy a ticket. Get a tan. Fall in love. Never return. 4. Do something today that your future self will thank you for. [...]
101 funny text messages. Including awkward conversations, auto correct and more. More funny? Also check out our 101 funny pick up lines
The thing that’s wrong with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur. – George W. Bush Remember kids, do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. – Barney The Dinosaur Never, ever! take a sleeping pill and [...]
Our big list of funny pick up lines. Including, corny, cute and cheesy pick up lines. Do not use these in real life! That is unless you want a good laugh. 1. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. 2. I’ll give you five seconds to give me your number or [...]