FUNNY PICK UP LINES: You know, it’d be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up… If you were a booger I would pick you first. “Do you know how I got these guns?” … Points to biceps while flexing… “Lifting children out of poverty.” If you were […]
Collection of funny pick up lines for girls to use. Guys aren’t the only ones who can use them. Everyone knows that girls don’t need to use them though You look like my next ex boyfriend. You can’t have my virginity, but you can have the box it came in. Hey, do you wanna get […]
Collection of geeky and nerdy pick up lines. Including math, science, astronomy, games, and more. Break the ice with these nerdy lines. Roses are red. Violets are blue. All my base, are belong to you. If you were Spock’s phaser, you would be set to stun. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy. I […]
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear. Drop and give me 69! Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down! Hey baby, you delta tango […]
Collection of music, musical, and musician pick up lines. Whether you’re a band geek or a long haired rocker, these are sure to help you get a laugh. You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby. Baby when we’re done, you’re gonna need a whole rest How would you like to see my big organ? Do […]
Collection of medical and doctor pick up lines. Use your advanced knowledge of anatomy and medicine to get a good laugh. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you. (Holding stethoscope) Why dont you listen to your heart and go out with me? If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA Helicase so […]
Some of the most bizarre, odd, confusing and silly pick up lines. Perfect if you want to confuse that person you’re not so sure you want to talk to. You’re even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend. Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why? Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill […]
Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it? Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you. I can figure […]
Collection of funny Goth pick up lines to break the ice on your dark and eerie date night. Hey, can I bum a clove? Hey, you in the black! Hi, I have my own cult! Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross. Bite me. Your coffin or mine? […]
Let’s do it like they do it in Libya. No protection required. If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me? Your mouth says “no,” but this order from the California Court of Appeals says “yes.” Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink? Your organic […]
Wanna go on a post-date? In bed, I’m just like my fixed-gear bike: Extremely hard to stop. Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Maybe it’s just the PBR talking, but I could see myself in a non-monogamous relationship with you, or whatever. I’d like […]
Here are 101 funny and cute quotes about love. Remember, love is not always supposed to be serious.
101 Cheesy, corny, cute, and funny pick up lines. Do not use these in real life! That is unless you want a good laugh.
1. Your manager stops replying to all of your emails complaining about the company. 2. You notice you’re not on next week’s schedule. 3. You can’t find your name in the email directory anymore. 4. Everyone suddenly stops talking when you walk into the lunch room. You go out for lunch, and when you come […]
Look. We all know bein’ awesome ain’t easy. I’ll bet most of the time you sit back and wonder, “How in the world does that guy do it?” He gets the chicks. He has wicked nunchuck skills… Everyone thinks he’s totally awesome. Well. You no longer have to worry. With this 10 step program you […]
If you honestly can’t muster the will to live, I’m the last person who should be telling a genuinely depressed, standing-on-the-ledge at-risk youth what they should be thinking about. A more sentimental and profound person might say something like “you’re not ending the pain, you’re ending any chance to get better,” or something else that […]