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Nerdy and Geeky Pick Up Lines


Collection of geeky and nerdy pick up lines. Including math, science, astronomy, games, and more. Break the ice with these nerdy lines.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. All my base, are belong to you.

If you were Spock’s phaser, you would be set to stun.

Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.

Hey girl, are you the partial derivative of S(y2 / 2)ex with respect to y? Because you are Sexy.

According to quantum mechanics, if you come back to my place, anything can happen.

Are you a Euclidean domain? Cause your booty generates a maximal prime ideal.

Are you the square root of two? Because you’re making me irrational!

I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

On a scale of /1 to /32 you’re a /16.

I just want you to replace my X. You don’t need to ask Y.

You turn my software into hardware!

Baby you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

Hey, I’m like a rubix Cube! The more you play the harder I get!

Baby, you make my floppy disc into a hard drive.

Are you a keyboard because you’re definitely my type.

Let me be your tech support. I want to touch your hardware and insert my code into your system.

is your name WiFi? cause I’m really feeling a connection

Are you a Carbon sample? Because, I want to date you.

Do you have 11 protons, cause your sodium fine.

Girl, are you Mars? Cause you got some outstanding natural features.


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