101 funny text messages. Including awkward conversations, auto correct and more.
#1 What about the 5 second rule?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-5-second-rule.jpg)
#2 Alien blood transfusions
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Alien-blood-transfusions-are-illegal-for-ghosts-but-beach-chickens-win.png)
#3 Katy Perry
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-are-you-awake.jpg)
#4 Wait, what? Who were you going to send this to?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Are-you-breaking-up-with-me.jpg)
#5 Yeah I ate already
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Are-you-copying-me.png)
#6 Are you jealous?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Are-you-jealous.jpg)
#7 Do you know a turtle’s only weakness?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-A-turtles-only-weakness.jpeg)
#8 Do you want me to bring you some breakfast?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Best-time-to-drink-beer.jpg)
#9 Dude are you ready to party!!!
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-But-I-want-to-party.jpg)
#10 I think it’s time we drop it
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Can-we-drop-it.png)
#11 You’ll be out of where all day?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Can-we-set-up-a-phone-call.jpg)
#12 What time do the doors open?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Chacha-fail.jpg)
#13 2 inch Cockroach
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Cockroach.jpg)
#14 What? Call me please!
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Divorce-or-Disney.jpg)
#15 I know wut I am saying
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Dont-correct-me.jpg)
#16 Don’t invite too many people to the party
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Dont-invite-too-many-people.jpeg)
#17 Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Do-you-sleep-with-a-stuffed-animal.jpg)
#18 Let me know when you find it
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Dropped-my-phone-and-cant-find-it-Ill-text-you-when-I-find-it.jpg)
#19 Cell division made easy
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Explain-cell-division.jpg)
#20 Sorry Andy. You got played.
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-False-number.jpg)
#21 Sorry for partying
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Five-Knuckle-Shuffle.jpg)
#22 Mom doesn’t understand the internet
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Google-logo.jpg)
#23 How to lessen the disappointment in failing an exam
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Got-my-girlfriend-pregnant.jpg)
#24 Happy 4th of July!
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Happy-4th-of-July.jpg)
#25 Have fun.
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Have-fun.png)
#26 A mother’s advice for a broken heart
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-He-broke-my-heart.jpeg)
#27 Precious
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-How-did-you-know.jpg)
#28 Is everything ok?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-How-do-I-know-this-is-u-and-not-the-kidnapper.jpeg)
#29 How would your parents react?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-How-do-you-think-your-parents-would-react.jpg)
#30 I am disapoint
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-am-disapoint.jpg)
#31 I gotta tell you something
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-am-the-Batman.jpg)
#32 Are you able to come in?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-cant-Im-in-a-knife-fight-with-a-street-gang.jpg)
#33 What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-idk-ly-and-ttyl.jpg)
#34 Friend zone
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-dont-think-Im-using-my-perks-right.png)
#35 Is it comfortable?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Id-sleep.jpg)
#36 I had a dream about you 🙂
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-had-a-dream-about-you.png)
#37 Too busy for homework
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-had-the-same-problem-when-I-was-younger.jpg)
#38 A real fan of the show
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-hung-out-with-my-Mom-the-other-day-too.jpg)
#39 Read again
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Ill-be-there-in-5-minutes.jpg)
#40 What do you want to be when you grow up?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Im-at-work.jpg)
#41 I’m being serious
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Im-being-serious.jpg)
#42 Sometimes it’s good to test out your texts first
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Im-breaking-up-with-you.jpg)
#43 I’m getting married too
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Im-getting-married-too.jpg)
#44 I miss you
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-miss-you.jpeg)
#45 Mario just wants a car
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Im-just-interested-in-the-car.jpg)
#46 Are you single?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Im-plural.jpg)
#47 Just going to sleep for the night
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-In-the-club-standing-behind-you.jpg)
#48 Currently in timeout
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-In-trouble-with-his-wife-and-is-currently-in-timeout.jpg)
#49 You should come to church with me this Sunday
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-raised-you-better-than-that.jpg)
#50 Was up
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-still-wanna-know-who-this-is.jpg)
#51 She kinda looks like you
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-think-I-like-this-girl.jpg)
#52 Not everyone is a great singer
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-thought-you-were-crying.png)
#53 It’s a whale
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Its-a-whale.jpg)
#54 Sushi Giraffe
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-want-a-giraffe.jpg)
#55 We’re just friends, right?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-want-a-pony.jpg)
#56 I had that problem solved years ago
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-I-will-forever-be-grossed-out.jpg)
#57 Just pulled up to Barnes and Nobles
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Kicked-out-of-Barnes-and-Nobles.jpg)
#58 I’m Sold
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Lets-dress-like-the-wayans-bros-opening-sequence.png)
#59 Why is that funny Mom?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-LOL-means-laugh-out-loud.jpg)
#60 How much do you love me?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Look-at-the-stars-and-count-them.jpg)
#61 The biggest lunchable ever
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Man-sized-lunchable.jpg)
#62 The magic goes deeper
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Mind-blown.png)
#63 Nachos are awesome
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Nachos-are-awesome.jpg)
#64 You made a type right Dad?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-No-I-did-not-make-a-typo.jpg)
#65 AT&T subscriber no longer in service
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-No-longer-in-service.jpg)
#66 Melanie from Old Navy needs her shift covered
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Old-Navy.jpg)
#67 Owen is a lire
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Pooped-pants-at-church.jpg)
#68 Let me know when you are on your way
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Potassium.jpg)
#69 That made me laugh so much
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Pretzel.jpg)
#70 Laundry in the fridge
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Put-my-laundry-in-the-fridge.jpg)
#71 It was only 5 minutes ago
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-She-gave-you-the-wrong-number.jpg)
#72 Can we talk tomorrow? It’s really important
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-She-got-a-new-number.jpg)
#73 Laying in the dark
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Show-me.jpg)
#74 Do you need anything from the supermarket?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Small-or-extra-small.jpg)
#75 Sorry Dad. That was meant for someone else.
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Sorry-Dad-that-was-meant-for-Jim.jpg)
#76 Get home now!
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Sorry-Mom.jpg)
#77 I’m in town. Wanna hang out?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Thanks-I-guess.jpg)
#78 When the teacher calls
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Thats-what-she-said.jpg)
#79 Don’t forget to unload the dishwasher
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-That-was-cruel.jpg)
#80 Wait… Is that us?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-That-was-meant-for-your-mother.jpg)
#81 The person you will marry might be on earth right now
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-The-person-you-are-goin-to-marry.jpg)
#82 Want to see a movie or something?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-This-is-America.jpg)
#83 Excuse me?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-This-is-your-wife.jpg)
#84 To the window. To the wall.
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-To-the-window-to-the-wall.png)
#85 Nice try
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Try-it-with-your-Dad.jpg)
#86 Same guesses I would make
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Unicorns-Exist.jpg)
#87 You made a Facebook?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Welcome-to-Facebook.jpg)
#88 What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-What-did-the-ocean-say-to-the-other-ocean.jpg)
#89 She hasn’t been answering
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Who-is-this.jpg)
#90 Everyone agrees
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Who-is-this-and-I-agree.jpg)
#91 Getting texts from the man himself
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Why-are-you-not-at-church.jpg)
#92 What did Dani do?
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Why-did-you-break-up-with-Dani.jpg)
#93 Numbers are words too
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Word.jpg)
#94 It sure feels like I left something behind
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-You-brought-me-to-Walmart-with-you.jpg)
#95 Thanks Dad
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-You-left-your-phone-at-home.jpg)
#96 Shreek heard at the coffee shop
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Your-dad.jpg)
#97 Chris and his quartet
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Youre-out-of-the-quartet.jpg)
#98 Instantly shut down
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Youre-too-ugly-to-be-flirting-with-me.jpg)
#99 Text is not the right way stranger
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Your-father-just-died.jpg)
#100 Gaming is life until it’s not
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-Your-xbox-broke-didnt-it.jpg)
#101 It’s a setup
![](https://www.lolriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Funny-Text-Messages-You-texted-me-first.jpg)