Large collection of funny math based pick up lines. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face. My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it? […] More
Some of the most bizarre, odd, confusing and silly pick up lines. Perfect if you want to confuse that person you’re not so sure you want to talk to. You’re even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend. Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why? […] More
Getting your toe nail caught on that straggling little string in your socks is super annoying and always happens several times in a row when you try to fix it. Doesn’t it seem like the only time this happens is when you are running late […] More
Normally I would bail from the car in an instant if someone got in and demanded that I “follow that car”, but if it were a squirrel, I think I’d have to go along with it to see what kind of adventures squirrels go on. […] More
I remember when I got the call. I always suspected that I might be awesome, but then I received the news. I had to make many calls to people to let them know that since they’d interacted with me that they should probably get tested. […] More
Collection of medical and doctor pick up lines. Use your advanced knowledge of anatomy and medicine to get a good laugh. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you. (Holding stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me? […] More
Every time I see this picture I wonder how I would react if a raccoon walked through the door carrying a cat. I think I’d either faint or scream like a little girl and completely freak out. It would probably be both. I’m going to […] More
I still do all of these. Especially forgetting why I walked into a room. It usually takes me a good half an hour to remember what I was doing. Must not have been that important. I still don’t want to believe that hearts aren’t shaped […] More
Whether you’re a band geek or a long haired rocker, these funny music pick up lines are sure to help you get a laugh. You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby. Baby when we’re done, you’re gonna need a whole rest How would you like […] More
I wouldn’t be surprised if there was some ultra conservative helicopter mom who saw this in a store and threw a fit over this inappropriate game, while failing to notice that the price tag was covering the full title. More
Collection of the funniest military pick up lines. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear. Drop and give me 69! Is that […] More
A big list of some of the best cheesy pick up lines. More
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