Medical Pick Up Lines
Collection of medical and doctor pick up lines. Use your advanced knowledge of anatomy and medicine to get a good laugh.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
(Holding stethoscope) Why dont you listen to your heart and go out with me?
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA Helicase so that I could unzip your genes.
I wish I could be a coronary artery, so that I could wrap around your heart.
Are you a B-agonist? Because you just made my heart beat faster.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Are your pants made of an ammoniacal solution of silver nitrate reduced by an aldehyde over glass? Because I can see the upright, real image created by them, and it is causing increased cGMP production without PDE5 breakdown and continous focal vasodilation.
Let me stimulate your pudendal nerves.
You have nice paravertebrals.