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    Funny Social Distancing Pick Up Lines

    In a normal world the other lists of funny pick up lines that we’ve compiled would normally be great ice breakers when approaching someone that catches your eye. Well, we don’t live in that world right now. Coronavirus has added a 6 foot social distancing […] More

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    Hipster Pick Up Lines

    Collection of funny hipster pick up lines. They’re obscure and you’ve probably never heard them. Wanna go on a post-date? In bed, I’m just like my fixed-gear bike: Extremely hard to stop. Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are […] More

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    Funny Hippie Pick Up Lines

    Let’s do it like they do it in Libya. No protection required. If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me? Your mouth says “no,” but this order from the California Court of Appeals says “yes.” Hello, perhaps I […] More

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    Funny Goth Pick Up Lines

    Collection of funny Goth pick up lines to break the ice on your dark and eerie date night. Hey, can I bum a clove? Hey, you in the black! Hi, I have my own cult! Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. I wanna spin you […] More

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    Math Pick Up Lines

    Large collection of funny math based pick up lines. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face. My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it? […] More

  • Bizarre Pick Up Lines

    Some of the most bizarre, odd, confusing and silly pick up lines. Perfect if you want to confuse that person you’re not so sure you want to talk to. You’re even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend. Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why? […] More

  • Music & Musician Pick Up Lines

    Whether you’re a band geek or a long haired rocker, these funny music pick up lines are sure to help you get a laugh. You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby. Baby when we’re done, you’re gonna need a whole rest How would you like […] More

  • Funny Military Pick Up Lines

    Collection of the funniest military pick up lines. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear. Drop and give me 69! Is that […] More

  • Funny Pick Up Lines For Girls

    Collection of funny pick up lines for girls to use. Guys aren’t the only ones who can use them. Everyone knows that girls don’t need to use them though 🙂 You look like my next ex boyfriend. You can’t have my virginity, but you can have […] More

  • Nerdy and Geeky Pick Up Lines

    Collection of geeky and nerdy pick up lines. Including math, science, astronomy, games, and more. Break the ice with these nerdy lines. Roses are red. Violets are blue. All my base, are belong to you. If you were Spock’s phaser, you would be set to […] More

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    101 Funny Pick Up Lines

    Funny pick up lines are an excellent lighthearted way to introduce yourself to a potential romantic interest. They are a classic way to break the ice. Here are 101 funny pick up lines. Do not use these in real life! That is unless you want […] More