Sometimes being direct with people just doesn’t work. How many times have tried to call someone out for being messy, not doing their job, or ignoring something important and the only result you get is no result? That’s where using the old passive aggressive note […] More
In a normal world the other lists of funny pick up lines that we’ve compiled would normally be great ice breakers when approaching someone that catches your eye. Well, we don’t live in that world right now. Coronavirus has added a 6 foot social distancing […] More
Advertising is ingrained in American culture. It’s hard to avoid at this point. Year after year we see lifestyle fads change. New industries emerge. Old industries adapt or fade away. We see Moore’s law rapidly advancing technology to the point that some products can become […] More
This may seem funny now, but don’t be surprised when this becomes a reality. With all of the new technologies coming out daily and the constant invasion of our privacy, this is likely the direction we are going. The screen will probably prompt you mid […] More
The creator of this is spot on. I’m sure there are a few random people who don’t do this, but who wouldn’t stuff their face when eating alone? It is one of the most satisfying things in the world to binge on french fries while […] More
Collection of funny hipster pick up lines. They’re obscure and you’ve probably never heard them. Wanna go on a post-date? In bed, I’m just like my fixed-gear bike: Extremely hard to stop. Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are […] More
Ba dum tss. Why do you even have to choose? You otter just like them both equally. More
Seems cute, but don’t forget that cats love to use smaller animals as toys and don’t really care if they hurt them or not. Sorry kitty, you can’t keep him. We’ll get you a stuffed turtle filled with the finest cat nip. More
Let’s do it like they do it in Libya. No protection required. If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me? Your mouth says “no,” but this order from the California Court of Appeals says “yes.” Hello, perhaps I […] More
Collection of funny Goth pick up lines to break the ice on your dark and eerie date night. Hey, can I bum a clove? Hey, you in the black! Hi, I have my own cult! Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. I wanna spin you […] More
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