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    25 Funny Passive Aggressive Notes

    Sometimes being direct with people just doesn’t work. How many times have tried to call someone out for being messy, not doing their job, or ignoring something important and the only result you get is no result? That’s where using the old passive aggressive note […] More

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    Funny Social Distancing Pick Up Lines

    In a normal world the other lists of funny pick up lines that we’ve compiled would normally be great ice breakers when approaching someone that catches your eye. Well, we don’t live in that world right now. Coronavirus has added a 6 foot social distancing […] More


    The creator of this is spot on. I’m sure there are a few random people who don’t do this, but who wouldn’t stuff their face when eating alone? It is one of the most satisfying things in the world to binge on french fries while […] More

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    Hipster Pick Up Lines

    Collection of funny hipster pick up lines. They’re obscure and you’ve probably never heard them. Wanna go on a post-date? In bed, I’m just like my fixed-gear bike: Extremely hard to stop. Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are […] More


    Seems cute, but don’t forget that cats love to use smaller animals as toys and don’t really care if they hurt them or not. Sorry kitty, you can’t keep him. We’ll get you a stuffed turtle filled with the finest cat nip. More

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    Funny Hippie Pick Up Lines

    Let’s do it like they do it in Libya. No protection required. If I told you you had a beautiful Prius, would you hold it against me? Your mouth says “no,” but this order from the California Court of Appeals says “yes.” Hello, perhaps I […] More

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    Funny Goth Pick Up Lines

    Collection of funny Goth pick up lines to break the ice on your dark and eerie date night. Hey, can I bum a clove? Hey, you in the black! Hi, I have my own cult! Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. I wanna spin you […] More

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