Funny Military Pick Up Lines

Collection of the funniest military pick up lines.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear.

Drop and give me 69!

Is that a radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!

Hey baby, you delta tango foxtrot?

Are you into double feeds?

Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

Don’t forget to lube the chamber before you send the bolt home.

Uncle Sam ain’t the only one who wants you.

Babe, are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.

That’s not an m60 in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.

Wanna know why I’m called a ‘drill’ sergeant?

Hi there, wanna help me dishonorably discharge?

Lets play war, I’ll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.

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