Collection of funny pick up lines for girls to use. Guys aren’t the only ones who can use them. Everyone knows that girls don’t need to use them though 🙂
You look like my next ex boyfriend.
You can’t have my virginity, but you can have the box it came in.
Hey, do you wanna get laid tonight?
I know somebody who likes you a lot, and I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
If you have the hotdog, I have the hallway.
Did you get those jeans on sale?… Because in my room they’d be 100% off.
So, do you wanna share a cab?
If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for some wood.
Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I’ll show you my clam.
What’s your name? Because I’ll be screaming it all night long.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you could fill.
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me!
Are you a fireman? Because you turn the hoes on.
I’m not too handy…do you think you could come to my place and teach me how to work with your tool?
I hope you own an elevator because I’d love to ride up and down your shaft.
I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae!
Excuse me, Im writing a term paper on the finer things in life and i was wondering if I could interview you?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you!
Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle!