Yes, the cat won. Not through fighting, but by completely freaking out the dogs. This still image shows the curious dogs getting close to the cat. A little boop, bop, pow on the nose from the tiny cat and those dogs went running. Cats aren’t […] More

This is a great quote, and I wish I could follow it. Trying to keep enthusiasm after failure is like trying to keep confidence and self esteem after you have been rejected by a girl/guy. Never easy. Maybe the one missing piece that I always […] More

Getting your toe nail caught on that straggling little string in your socks is super annoying and always happens several times in a row when you try to fix it. Doesn’t it seem like the only time this happens is when you are running late […] More

Normally I would bail from the car in an instant if someone got in and demanded that I “follow that car”, but if it were a squirrel, I think I’d have to go along with it to see what kind of adventures squirrels go on. […] More

I remember when I got the call. I always suspected that I might be awesome, but then I received the news. I had to make many calls to people to let them know that since they’d interacted with me that they should probably get tested. […] More

Collection of medical and doctor pick up lines. Use your advanced knowledge of anatomy and medicine to get a good laugh. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you. (Holding stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me? […] More

Every time I see this picture I wonder how I would react if a raccoon walked through the door carrying a cat. I think I’d either faint or scream like a little girl and completely freak out. It would probably be both. I’m going to […] More

I still do all of these. Especially forgetting why I walked into a room. It usually takes me a good half an hour to remember what I was doing. Must not have been that important. I still don’t want to believe that hearts aren’t shaped […] More