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  • THE FINAL BATTLE

    Yes, the cat won. Not through fighting, but by completely freaking out the dogs. This still image shows the curious dogs getting close to the cat. A little boop, bop, pow on the nose from the tiny cat and those dogs went running. Cats aren’t […] More

  • STORY OF MY LIFE, MINUS THE ENTHUSIASM PART

    This is a great quote, and I wish I could follow it. Trying to keep enthusiasm after failure is like trying to keep confidence and self esteem after you have been rejected by a girl/guy. Never easy. Maybe the one missing piece that I always […] More

  • Math Pick Up Lines

    Large collection of funny math based pick up lines. Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face. My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it? […] More

  • Bizarre Pick Up Lines

    Some of the most bizarre, odd, confusing and silly pick up lines. Perfect if you want to confuse that person you’re not so sure you want to talk to. You’re even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend. Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why? […] More

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    SO ANNOYING

    Getting your toe nail caught on that straggling little string in your socks is super annoying and always happens several times in a row when you try to fix it. Doesn’t it seem like the only time this happens is when you are running late […] More

  • NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, FOLLOW THAT CAR

    Normally I would bail from the car in an instant if someone got in and demanded that I “follow that car”, but if it were a squirrel, I think I’d have to go along with it to see what kind of adventures squirrels go on. […] More

  • MIGHT WANT TO GET YOURSELF TESTED

    I remember when I got the call. I always suspected that I might be awesome, but then I received the news. I had to make many calls to people to let them know that since they’d interacted with me that they should probably get tested. […] More

  • Medical Pick Up Lines

    Collection of medical and doctor pick up lines. Use your advanced knowledge of anatomy and medicine to get a good laugh. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you. (Holding stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me? […] More

  • HI, I FOUND YOUR CAT

    Every time I see this picture I wonder how I would react if a raccoon walked through the door carrying a cat. I think I’d either faint or scream like a little girl and completely freak out. It would probably be both. I’m going to […] More

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    ADMIT IT

    I still do all of these. Especially forgetting why I walked into a room. It usually takes me a good half an hour to remember what I was doing. Must not have been that important. I still don’t want to believe that hearts aren’t shaped […] More

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