Funny Goth Pick Up Lines

Collection of funny Goth pick up lines to break the ice on your dark and eerie date night.

Hey, can I bum a clove?

Hey, you in the black!

Hi, I have my own cult!

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

I wanna spin you upside-down like my cross.

Bite me.

Your coffin or mine?

I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground.

You’re just how I like my meat: raw and bloody.

That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

Yes I drink blood. You wouldn’t happen to be menstruating now, would you?

Wanna take a walk through the cemetery?

Are you a boy or a girl… or does it not matter?

I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?

May I dig my nails into your back?

Ever do it on an embalming table?

Go out with me or I’ll kill us both!

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

No, no, no… what’s your REAL name?

You’re depressed, TOO?!

Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?

Excuse me, miss? Hi, I’m doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.

You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.

I found this pentagram on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it’s not, I’d like to give it to you anyway.

You are as sexy as death itself.

Can I impale you with my 7″ stake?

Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.

Hey there, sweet-fang!

May I lick your boots?

Worship me!

You would make a beautiful corpse.

See that man in the corner? Vampire slayer. C’mon lets get out of here!

Up for a little dominance and humiliation?

You know, even my wang sheath is black velvet!

Call me morbid, call me pale, call me yours.

Don’t you think the human voice, wailing in agony, is the most beautiful of all instruments?

Is that your boyfriend? I think you can do better than that!

Hey girl, are you a satanist?

So, are you a goth? Wanna’ get coffee?

Didn’t I go to your funeral?

Wanna go for a spin in my hearse?

Let’s put the ‘fun’ in funeral!!

What’s your favorite Baudelaire poem?

Can I nail you? (and I don’t mean to a crucifix!)

I heard milk does the body good, but DAMN! Blood does too?

All of my most important poems and drawings are in this little book. And I’d like you to have it because they’re mostly about you.

You’re so beautiful, when I look at you my heart starts beating… I think.

Wanna go somewhere a little darker?

Is that a candle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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